This post will allow me to hold forth on all of this month's boxing at once. That I should have updated more contemporaneously is manifest, that I will therefore have to offer a more cursory treatment than I otherwise would have is equally so, but that it really doesn't matter all that much because no one reads this blog is all the more so. I plod intermittently on however because I don't write it for anyone but me and frankly, I enjoy reading it later. I also actually enjoy the writing of it immensely and the definite upside of no one ever seeing it (apart from my long suffering and ever faithful and patient wife) is that there is no pressure to update. The boxing world will wait as long as necessary for my commentary. I stand as quite the prima donna in that regard.
Byrd Went Low Too Fast
This was quite a boxing story. Former legitimate heavyweight champ Chris Byrd drops over 40 pounds (after taking a pounding from de facto champ Wladimir Klitschko) and skips cruiserweight altogether to come in at 174 for a fight under the light heavy 175 limit. Looking at Byrd, I had to do a double take. He looked like a different man. Having lost 20% or so of one's body weight tends to impact one's appearance and he was no exception. His face was practically gaunt by comparison to his former self, but he still looked good, cut and fit in the pre-fight tapes. His upper body was still relatively intact and his arms didn't look wasted. It wasn't until he got in the ring that something immediately looked wrong. Even before the bell, his legs were noticeably emaciated. He was standing on sticks and as a result, his body was not proportionate at all.
I'll admit though that I had confidence that this was going to be a walkthrough for Byrd. He wouldn't schedule such a fight against a guy who could actually test him, would he? After all, he was a headliner for years and while never a huge draw, he was always on the short list of heavys a fighter had to contend with to contend for the recognized heavyweight championship. Even when Antonio Tarver in the FNF studio predicted his defeat, attesting to the skill of what should have been just an opponent, I chalked it up to Tarver's penchant for talking down peers to pump up his own worth. I was wrong.
After the first bell, it quickly became clear that Byrd seemed rusty. Considering he is a fighter I'd never seen look remotely rusty before, this was obviously a problem. He wasn't moving his head and slipping punches the way he was able to do 40 or 50 pounds northward. He began being beaten to the punch and the arms he used to bat away punches from very big men were almost hesitant in the face of his 175 pound opponent. He seemed uncertain and confused, as if he couldn't get off the blocks and he started to take punishment for it. I waited for the tide to turn, for Byrd to get his legs under him, but he never did. He finally effectively threw in the towel on himself deep into the fight, ever the consummate professional. Realizing he was taking a beating that wasn't slowing down and that he wasn't able to stop, he pulled the plug on the experiment.
Did he come down too fast? Did he come down too far? Has be absorbed too much punishment and aged right before our eyes, such that questions one and two don't matter? I would say probably yes, probably yes and probably yes. That said, I think he can still probably contend in the sub 200 pound cruiserweight division. I suspect he saw the potential at the 175 level and thought if he could pounce into their midst, he could draw some real dollar interest and stay relevant. That opportunity isn't nearly as realistic at cruiser, where the biggest attraction just went northward (David Haye). 175 offers opportunities with names like Roy Jones, Bernard Hopkins, Kelly Pavlik and the list goes on. Ask anyone other than the most hardcore fan the name of a cruiserweight and they'd be hard pressed to come up with an Enzo Maccaranelli.
Should Byrd jump "up" to cruiser? Well...he's not one to be discouraged easily. This attempt displayed that. He was coming off a real beating at the hands of the younger Klitschko and while you can chalk that up to a horrible fight plan (a little man determined to push around a much bigger man), no one who saw that fight could say that either Byrd could be easily discouraged or that his having come back with such a unique tilt at continuing relevance was anything other than remarkably resilient. But...should he come back? I say yes. He is a very skilled boxer. He dropped too far, too fast. He underestimated the speed and skills of this opponent and more importantly, he underestimated the erosion the weight loss would have on his own speed and the general upgrade in top level speed he would encounter at this much lighter weight. He probably also underestimated how hard they still hit at 175. He can recalibrate, bulk up considerably and still make it under 200 very easily. Is cruiserweight a division worthy of his consideration? Well...it might automatically become worthy of some attention by virtue of his entrance into it...something he should have realized before going down too far, too fast.
Paulie Malignaggi is a Bonehead
To his credit, I suspect "the magic man" would be the first to admit this. I cannot honestly imagine what he was thinking entering the ring with a head full of whippet braided dreadlocks so long that they immediately repeatedly lashed him around his face as he moved and impeded his vision. The first round was laughable as he began to take shot after shot because he clearly couldn't see them coming because of his own hair! How could he have not taken that into account during the run up to the fight? while he was getting his hair braided for the 5+ hours it must have taken?
Over the next seven rounds, the failed tie-backs of the hair were absurd theater and the literal haircut between the 8th and 9th rounds was surreal. If his opponent had been the more deserving Ndgoudjo instead of the sure thing, already once beat N'dou, Malignaggi would have really been made to pay. After all, Ndgoudjo beat him last time and dropped the decision. Imagine if Malignaggi had fought even worse. We didn't have to imagine that, at least. Malignaggi did indeed fight worse. Worse than he'd fought against N'dou the first time (when he'd beaten him) and worse than when he'd lost to Ndgoudjo and been awarded a robbery of a decision. N'dou was his perfectly predictable self, walking forward and not moving his head. Game, but supremely unimaginative. Malignaggi could beat him on his worst day...and he did. I had it 115-113 for "the Marginal Man", while the three official judges had it 115-114 (for N'dou) and 116-112 and 116-113 for Malignaggi, who slunk away with the split decision.
After the fight, he admitted that the hair was a "disaster" and said he'd broken his right hand in the sixth round, a fact evidently later confirmed by post-fight x-rays. While N'dou fouled almost constantly, rabbit punching so much that it was rather shocking that no points were taken, I cannot recall any particular punch where, for example, Malignaggi bounced a fist off a shoulder awkwardly or where N'dou dipped his head offering an odd and hard target. In other words, if Malignaggi can break his hand on a routine punch, then it's going to happen again. And we all know it's happened before because he's had multiple surgeries on that hand. So there's no reason to think it won't happen again. It will. Malignaggi says he'll be ready for Hatton and this was supposed to be a showcase to convince British and American fans to tune in. What we got was an embarrassing display of what must surely be being called American buffoonery with a hail of excuses afterward. Even a diminished Hatton should overrun Malignaggi....if Hatton isn't a shot fighter.
Is Ricky Hatton Half the Man He Used To Be?
Byrd Went Low Too Fast
This was quite a boxing story. Former legitimate heavyweight champ Chris Byrd drops over 40 pounds (after taking a pounding from de facto champ Wladimir Klitschko) and skips cruiserweight altogether to come in at 174 for a fight under the light heavy 175 limit. Looking at Byrd, I had to do a double take. He looked like a different man. Having lost 20% or so of one's body weight tends to impact one's appearance and he was no exception. His face was practically gaunt by comparison to his former self, but he still looked good, cut and fit in the pre-fight tapes. His upper body was still relatively intact and his arms didn't look wasted. It wasn't until he got in the ring that something immediately looked wrong. Even before the bell, his legs were noticeably emaciated. He was standing on sticks and as a result, his body was not proportionate at all.
I'll admit though that I had confidence that this was going to be a walkthrough for Byrd. He wouldn't schedule such a fight against a guy who could actually test him, would he? After all, he was a headliner for years and while never a huge draw, he was always on the short list of heavys a fighter had to contend with to contend for the recognized heavyweight championship. Even when Antonio Tarver in the FNF studio predicted his defeat, attesting to the skill of what should have been just an opponent, I chalked it up to Tarver's penchant for talking down peers to pump up his own worth. I was wrong.
After the first bell, it quickly became clear that Byrd seemed rusty. Considering he is a fighter I'd never seen look remotely rusty before, this was obviously a problem. He wasn't moving his head and slipping punches the way he was able to do 40 or 50 pounds northward. He began being beaten to the punch and the arms he used to bat away punches from very big men were almost hesitant in the face of his 175 pound opponent. He seemed uncertain and confused, as if he couldn't get off the blocks and he started to take punishment for it. I waited for the tide to turn, for Byrd to get his legs under him, but he never did. He finally effectively threw in the towel on himself deep into the fight, ever the consummate professional. Realizing he was taking a beating that wasn't slowing down and that he wasn't able to stop, he pulled the plug on the experiment.
Did he come down too fast? Did he come down too far? Has be absorbed too much punishment and aged right before our eyes, such that questions one and two don't matter? I would say probably yes, probably yes and probably yes. That said, I think he can still probably contend in the sub 200 pound cruiserweight division. I suspect he saw the potential at the 175 level and thought if he could pounce into their midst, he could draw some real dollar interest and stay relevant. That opportunity isn't nearly as realistic at cruiser, where the biggest attraction just went northward (David Haye). 175 offers opportunities with names like Roy Jones, Bernard Hopkins, Kelly Pavlik and the list goes on. Ask anyone other than the most hardcore fan the name of a cruiserweight and they'd be hard pressed to come up with an Enzo Maccaranelli.
Should Byrd jump "up" to cruiser? Well...he's not one to be discouraged easily. This attempt displayed that. He was coming off a real beating at the hands of the younger Klitschko and while you can chalk that up to a horrible fight plan (a little man determined to push around a much bigger man), no one who saw that fight could say that either Byrd could be easily discouraged or that his having come back with such a unique tilt at continuing relevance was anything other than remarkably resilient. But...should he come back? I say yes. He is a very skilled boxer. He dropped too far, too fast. He underestimated the speed and skills of this opponent and more importantly, he underestimated the erosion the weight loss would have on his own speed and the general upgrade in top level speed he would encounter at this much lighter weight. He probably also underestimated how hard they still hit at 175. He can recalibrate, bulk up considerably and still make it under 200 very easily. Is cruiserweight a division worthy of his consideration? Well...it might automatically become worthy of some attention by virtue of his entrance into it...something he should have realized before going down too far, too fast.
Paulie Malignaggi is a Bonehead
To his credit, I suspect "the magic man" would be the first to admit this. I cannot honestly imagine what he was thinking entering the ring with a head full of whippet braided dreadlocks so long that they immediately repeatedly lashed him around his face as he moved and impeded his vision. The first round was laughable as he began to take shot after shot because he clearly couldn't see them coming because of his own hair! How could he have not taken that into account during the run up to the fight? while he was getting his hair braided for the 5+ hours it must have taken?
Over the next seven rounds, the failed tie-backs of the hair were absurd theater and the literal haircut between the 8th and 9th rounds was surreal. If his opponent had been the more deserving Ndgoudjo instead of the sure thing, already once beat N'dou, Malignaggi would have really been made to pay. After all, Ndgoudjo beat him last time and dropped the decision. Imagine if Malignaggi had fought even worse. We didn't have to imagine that, at least. Malignaggi did indeed fight worse. Worse than he'd fought against N'dou the first time (when he'd beaten him) and worse than when he'd lost to Ndgoudjo and been awarded a robbery of a decision. N'dou was his perfectly predictable self, walking forward and not moving his head. Game, but supremely unimaginative. Malignaggi could beat him on his worst day...and he did. I had it 115-113 for "the Marginal Man", while the three official judges had it 115-114 (for N'dou) and 116-112 and 116-113 for Malignaggi, who slunk away with the split decision.
After the fight, he admitted that the hair was a "disaster" and said he'd broken his right hand in the sixth round, a fact evidently later confirmed by post-fight x-rays. While N'dou fouled almost constantly, rabbit punching so much that it was rather shocking that no points were taken, I cannot recall any particular punch where, for example, Malignaggi bounced a fist off a shoulder awkwardly or where N'dou dipped his head offering an odd and hard target. In other words, if Malignaggi can break his hand on a routine punch, then it's going to happen again. And we all know it's happened before because he's had multiple surgeries on that hand. So there's no reason to think it won't happen again. It will. Malignaggi says he'll be ready for Hatton and this was supposed to be a showcase to convince British and American fans to tune in. What we got was an embarrassing display of what must surely be being called American buffoonery with a hail of excuses afterward. Even a diminished Hatton should overrun Malignaggi....if Hatton isn't a shot fighter.
Is Ricky Hatton Half the Man He Used To Be?

Let's start with the fact that I gave Hatton 9 of 12 rounds. How bad could he have been, right? Well...he's not that bad, but he's not the Hatton I saw fight just two years ago. Whether that Hatton of old (he's all of 29 now, right?) is gone forever remains to be seen. After an ugly first round, Hatton seemed to remember the fact that he likes to fight in the second round and after dropping the third, he started slowly to put his punches together until round 9 where he finally began to look like the Hatton of old, putting combinations together and coming in full steam. Then he got rocked in the tenth. You could almost see a highlight reel of his KO loss to Mayweather running through his head as he battled for a breather....then came the referee swooping in and giving him just that. In as blatant a case of hometowning as I've ever seen, the ref broke the fighters for no apparent reason, made a slow show of sending a baffled Lazcano to a neutral corner, then seemingly realized Hatton's laces were untied and proceeded to give Hatton's deliberately fumble-fingered cornermen all the time they needed to re-tie the apparently well-timed offending laces. With his feet back under him thanks to an at least minute-long impromptu breather, Hatton was a new fighter. He lasted out the round, took the last two and the horrible prospect of the monstrous and raucus "Ricky Hatton wonderland"-singing ale-soaked crowd being treated to a 10th round KO of their hero was averted. I can't help but think that even Lazcano might have been best served by this chicanery because he might not have escaped the ring with his life, if we recall the way Marvin Hagler was treated by a similarly drunken Brit crowd.
Now...I really like Ricky Hatton. He's got an aggressive, if roughhousing boxing style that a connossieur can appreciate because while he leads too much with his face, his defense is offense and, at his best, he is a slipping and attacking machine. He's also so very likeable and professional in and out of the ring. But... we all know that fighters like him have a shelf life. No one in this hurt business can lead with their face for long and can last for long. Has Ricky Hatton seen his best days? Can he rebound from the KO loss to Mayweather? Does this win count as that rebound? I would say probably yes, probably yes and definitely not. Of course, it all depends on what rebound means. He'll never fight Mayweather again, not that he might not want to, so having come so far (to 44-0) before suffering his first loss (a dramatic KO) might have psychically damaged him too greatly to ever allow him to bounce back to the swagger with which he entered that ring.
He's admitted that the KO loss devastated him emotionally. That admission is what makes us like him. That it's true may speak to another truth about him too...that now that he knows he's beatable and can be knocked out...might he not again plow through barrages of punches quite as invincibly as he did before? absolutely. He can be knocked out. He knows it. In fact, ironically he may not even hold Mayweather in such high regard as to believe that he's been KO'd by a superior fighter. That may be what is weighing him down. Can he shed that weight and all of the other doubts he's now carrying? Well...clearly he can to some extent, because despite some shaky moments, he did carry the fight effectively to Lazcano, legitimately winning on my card and on all three official cards. Can he beat Paulie Malignaggi? That may be a much closer fight than it should be. Mostly because Malignaggi's ten-cent head has him fighting up and down to the perceived levels of his opponents and Malignaggi will come in high as a kite for Hatton...and for Hatton, it may sadly now just be another pay day on the way to his eventual preferred place: a seat at the back of the pub, recounting for all to hear, the exploits of his rise to glory and his dispatch of Kostya Tzu.
I hope not, Ricky. There's good fight left in you. Let's see it, eh?
Now...I really like Ricky Hatton. He's got an aggressive, if roughhousing boxing style that a connossieur can appreciate because while he leads too much with his face, his defense is offense and, at his best, he is a slipping and attacking machine. He's also so very likeable and professional in and out of the ring. But... we all know that fighters like him have a shelf life. No one in this hurt business can lead with their face for long and can last for long. Has Ricky Hatton seen his best days? Can he rebound from the KO loss to Mayweather? Does this win count as that rebound? I would say probably yes, probably yes and definitely not. Of course, it all depends on what rebound means. He'll never fight Mayweather again, not that he might not want to, so having come so far (to 44-0) before suffering his first loss (a dramatic KO) might have psychically damaged him too greatly to ever allow him to bounce back to the swagger with which he entered that ring.
He's admitted that the KO loss devastated him emotionally. That admission is what makes us like him. That it's true may speak to another truth about him too...that now that he knows he's beatable and can be knocked out...might he not again plow through barrages of punches quite as invincibly as he did before? absolutely. He can be knocked out. He knows it. In fact, ironically he may not even hold Mayweather in such high regard as to believe that he's been KO'd by a superior fighter. That may be what is weighing him down. Can he shed that weight and all of the other doubts he's now carrying? Well...clearly he can to some extent, because despite some shaky moments, he did carry the fight effectively to Lazcano, legitimately winning on my card and on all three official cards. Can he beat Paulie Malignaggi? That may be a much closer fight than it should be. Mostly because Malignaggi's ten-cent head has him fighting up and down to the perceived levels of his opponents and Malignaggi will come in high as a kite for Hatton...and for Hatton, it may sadly now just be another pay day on the way to his eventual preferred place: a seat at the back of the pub, recounting for all to hear, the exploits of his rise to glory and his dispatch of Kostya Tzu.
I hope not, Ricky. There's good fight left in you. Let's see it, eh?

